lol quote of the day

"Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president, bitch."
Tracy Morgan on SNL this past weekend.

so sweet

Turtle adopts baby hippo after Tsunami


A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise, in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa, officials said .

The hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean, then forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him.

"It is incredible. A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a 'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge Lafarge Park, told AFP.

"After it was swept and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother. Fortunately, it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond. They swim, eat and sleep together," the ecologist added. "The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it follows its mother. If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added. "The hippo is a young baby, he was left at a very tender age and by nature, hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers for four years," he explained.

breaks my heart!

I win some, I lose some. Then I call it an evening.

I learn the hard way. I always fall for the wrong men. And by “wrong” I mean the bad boy asshole. I love the challenge. I love being in love. Sometimes I forget that I am not necessarily in love with the person, I am just in love with being in love. I need to remind myself of this because I forget this little fact when I am all caught up in the moment. Tonight is the first night I have smiled for about 3 nights. I cried all day yesterday. I couldn’t even get out of bed. I cried over a boy named Tat. I cried not because I was in love with him, but because I lost my moment to be in the moment with him. It happens to the best of us. I kind of went crazy in the end but that’s kind of what makes me, me. I am a little bit crazy. And when I finally find that one person who is just as crazy as me, who loves to be in love just like me, and who loves to make out all morning long, then I will know it is ready to stop playing the single card. Until then, I am back to stirring up trouble.

Loves,
mer

WHAT 4 SELL OUTS LOOK LIKE!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!!!! The show was so awesome because it stated loudly women do not have to end up with someone to define themselves. I love, love, love how the show ended. It allowed us, the viewers, to come up with our own conclusions about the 4 women. Now, the movie strips us of all of that. I don't want to see Steve cheating on Miranda nor do I want to see Carrie get married. Big would NEVER get married in real life. Never would happen! And the Carrie we all fell in love with wouldnt have an assistant! She may be high maintainers, but not that high! And SJP said in an interview, "the fashion is really different this time." If by different she meant ugly, then yes, she is correct. I loved Sex and the City more than anyone but tonight, I am truly disappointed. Grant it, I haven't seen the movie as of yet, but so far it ain't looking so pretty. What do you all think? Comments?

What I have learned from finals

1. We never entirely leave high school. Our days of gossiping in the halls and trying desperately to fit into the cool crowd will haunt us for the rest of our lives. There will always be the popular quarterback, the flirty cheerleader, the nerdy kid, and the weirdass everyone keeps around just for comic relief. There is no escaping it- might as well as sit back and enjoy the ride- it will definitely be a long one.

2. Its never good to start liking someone when finals approach. Its bad enough stressing over final projects. Add analyzing the extent of a new relationship lurking around the corner-it will definitely make anyone go crazy. Although, I must admit, developing a crush on someone is the best feeling in the world. Between those agonizing and self doubt moments of, does he really like me?” lie some wonderful feelings that attack the heart so much you thank God for being alive. Not that I would know such feelings. Im not saying, im just saying.

3. Which brings me to my next lesson- be careful of who u tell what to. Recently, someone who I thought was trustworthy repeated something I said out of context. Not cool.

4. I really hate Corporate America but I do enjoy paying my bills with it’s checks. Too bad I haven’t gotten one in a while.


5. So not good at playing the game when i like someone- which is why I rarely find myself in these situations.


Bring on 3rd quarter- looking forward to all the trouble i am about to get myself into to.

loves!
mer

"All of us get lost in the darkness, dreamers learn to steer by the stars" Bob Dylan

My new fav song.. for this week at least

Such a good weekend!
Very busy though- finals are approaching. The only good thing about finals is bonding with some very talented designers I didnt really know until now and late night with my copywriters girls. Both of those instances made it a very enjoyable weekend- one of the best actually.

Details later

loves!
mer

If Celebrities Moved to Wisconsin

Johnny Depp








Camron Diez

JLO and Marc







nicole kidman




pam anderson





posh and david




tom cruise

Jennifer Aniston:








Jessica Simpson: